Two college professors had to be forcibly separated by students after they got into a fistfight over whether or not the term "friggin'" is a real word. 64 year-old Professor Wilkie Hyennisfield admitted to police that he threw the first punch.
"I'm not about to stand idly by while Dr. Fustypug and other like-minded dolts diminish the purity of our magnificent language with atrocities like friggin.' I had to take action," said Hyennisfield.
Police said Hyennisfield struck 59 year-old fellow communications professor Dr. Conrad Fustypug, who suffered minor injuries.
"I don't know why Professor Hyennisfield got so angry. He broke my glasses and then kicked a dent in my Prius. Language evolves, and using friggin' is better than the alternative," claimed Fustypug. "I guess we won't be meeting for tea anymore," he added.