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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

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The Tegucigalpa trailer that Gisele Bundchen is reportedly hiding in. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras.

Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American earring model left the country shortly after the Baltimore Ravens defeated her husband's New England Patriots 28-13.

An unnamed source stated that Mrs. Brady decided to leave the United States for a few weeks in order to prevent her from making some arrogantly hate-filled comments like she did last year after Super Bowl XLVI, when the Pats lost to the New York Giants 21-17.

Last year Bundchen criticized Pats wide receiver Wes Welker for dropping some passes and this year since he again dropped some passes, she felt it best that she not be around or else she would lash out at Welker again.

But of course, Mrs. Welker has picked up the ball, (no pun intended) as she has attacked the new AFC Champions, the Baltimore Ravens.

Anna Welker showed what a sore loser she is by attempting to make fun of the Baltimore team name.

Reports are that when Raven's linebacker Ray Lewis' wife heard Mrs. Welker's remark, she commented that little Annie needs to get her butt back in her friggin kitchen and bake something.

Meanwhile word filtering out of the Central American country of Honduras is that Mrs. Tom Brady is reportedly hiding in a trailer park located in the Honduran capital of Tegucigalpa.

Sports Territory Magazine will stay with the Gisele Bundchen Central American story and bring you any late developing developments as they develop.

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