After years of attempting to smuggle themselves into Britain many illegal immigrants are now paying people smugglers to get them out of the damn place!
Britain was once the 'Golden Fleece" for many illegals because they thought that gold and silver just lay on the streets of London waiting to be sucked up, but after realising that life in the UK is not quite what it was pumped up to be, there is a massive exodus.
One illegal spotted hiding under a French lorry in Dover gave the following interview to Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach infiltration army) star paparazzi reporter, Slimeball Higgins and here it is:
"Why you want to leave the glorious UK?" Answer, "we have enough cockroaches, leaches, bloodsuckers and Camerons in Rumania so now I'm off to Sweden because they have blue-eyed, blond beauties, Volvo's, much money and no cock-suckers!"
"How much you pay to get smuggled out of UK?" Answer, "3 months unemployment money, social benefits, sickness benefits, rent subsidies, council tax benefits and last not least, money earnt by my whores begging on the streets of London. And I was force into swapping my BMW X5 because I need start capital in Sweden and pay off my 6 bedroom house in Rumania!"
Star CIA reporter, Slimeball Higgins, to illegal immigrant, "Jesus, now I understand why you want to leave the shitty UK, things must have been terrible for you!"
A star CIA reporter was last seeen in the horizontal strapped underneath a German truck loaded with illegals heading northwards towards Kiel hoping to catch the night ferry to Malmo, Sweden!