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Sunday, 20 January 2013

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The shotgun that Mr. Wilson forgot he had left a shotgun shell in.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reacting to the demands of several gun control advocate groups in America, President Obama has promised that he will set plans in motion to outlaw gun shows.

This comes as a result of the shooting in Raleigh, North Carolina, at The I Wish I Was In Dixie Gun Show.

According to USA Daybreak, one of the gun show participants, who has been identified as Gary Lynn "Boom-Boom" Wilson, 36, was opening the carrying case holding his shotgun when he says it accidentally went off.

The birdshot injured three individuals and would have injured lots more except for the fact that everyone hit the ground faster than Michael Moore devouring a Hostess Twinkie.

An eyewitness, who gave her name as Daisy Shermanina Natternicki, 91 of Zebulon, North Carolina, told gun show organizers that at first she thought that the loud boom was simply thunder, but when she looked around she saw three or seven men angrily wrestling Mr. Wilson to the ground.

After order was restored, the 3 injured and 29 traumatized individuals were taken to nearby General Stonewall Jackson General Hospital.

Shortly after Mr. Wilson was treated for some bumps and bruises he stated that it was a damn good thing that he had left his bazooka and Civil War Gatling Gun at home.

SIDENOTE: President Obama informed the White House Press Corps that he is looking into filing federal charges against Mr. Wilson for having a loaded weapon at a gun show. The president has also mandated that Mr. Wilson be given an IQ test.

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