Written by Don Fulsom

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Topics: kathy Griffin

Friday, 4 January 2013

Not content to put her mouth on the crotch of homosexual CNN newsman Anderson Cooper on live TV, Kathy Griffin is vowing to pull similar kinky hijinks on other TV anchors.

The shapely, attractive middle-aged publicity hound says she is merely out to show homosexuals what they are missing. "At the same time, however," she admits, "these stunts should greatly increase my own chances to get more men and women of all sexual proclivities into bed with me."

Griffin won't reveal her next bizarre plan, but reliable source indicate she might hide under the anchor desk of Diane Sawyer. Griffin thinks she could possibly assault Diane's crotch when Diane is on the air. The source adds: "Diane would be unable to stop the hidden assault without looking too drunk or drugged to complain."

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