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Wednesday, 26 December 2012

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A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up in sweaters, all smiling and happy like, next to a massive tree.

Taking photos for holiday cards is a tradition for lots of families. We're talking matching outfits, professional studios with festive backdrops, happy smiley faces.

The reality is though that these cards and the images are merely mocked by the recipient (if that recipient is me) who will no doubt comment "What a crock of shit. Photo shopped to shit, they look nothing like that. Look at them all smiling and all, he is cheating on the bitch and those kids do fucking drugs."

So, next year, please remember that when you are spending $250 on a professional photographer to take photos of you, your fat ugly wife and your retarded kids that I will, without a shadow of a doubt, be taking great delight in tearing your irrelevant, cringe worthy and insincere card into tiny pieces come the day after Christmas.

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