WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin.
Speaking before a crowd gathered at a Yung Foo Bobby's Rice Cakes To Go in Pyongyang, North Korea, Kimmy, as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton calls him, stated that his country has finally developed an industrial missile that is capable of reaching East Los Angeles, California.
Kim Jong Un pointed out that he is sick and tired of people from just about every country in the world, except for Guatemala and Lower Zamgola laughing at him.
He noted that people think that just because he has a silly ass hairdo means that he is a lot like Gary Busey in the common sense department.
Un stated in no uncertain terms, that in reality he is probably as smart if not smarter than Hollywood celebrities such as Jay Leno, Khloe Kardashian, Charlie Sheen, or Ke$ha.
A Behind-The-Scenes Note: An unnamed source has divulged that Kim Jong Un purchased the missile's trigger mechanism from an Internet site known as www.wegotmissiletriggers.hot.