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Monday, 24 December 2012

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Many people feel that it is very odd that Limbaugh is constantly sucking on a 12-inch cigar.

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair.

The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever even give "Giddy Up" Coulter a hug much less engage her in a bit of Hokey Pokey, as they call it Idaho.

Limbaugh added that he is in the process of finding out who started this vicious rumor.

He told GOPicky's Amos Soursuckle that he has a sneaky suspicion that it was either Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan or Russell "Sniffles" Brand.

The 61-year-old radio personality stated that Ryan has still not forgotten that many times on his radio show, he referred to the GOP vice-presidential nominee as Eddie Munster.

And the reason why Limbaugh thinks the rumor culprit could have been Brand is because Rush started a petition drive to get Brandy, as his ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin calls him, sent back to England.

In A Related Story. When Ann Coulter was told about the rumor of her and Limbaugh she started coughing, she spit in a trash can, and she commented that Rush Limbaugh is so ugly that he makes a hippo placenta look cute.

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