Written by LORD HESKEY
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Topics: lawsuits, Ugly

Sunday, 23 December 2012

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Terrano Boorge trying to smile

Milan, Italy-an Italian man, Terrano Boorge wants to sue himself for being so ugly. On January 11, he plans to take himself to court by force and hire a lawyer.

He stated that everyday he falls sick when he looks into the mirror and sometimes faints. If he wins, he will get around 200, 000 Dollars from himself. He plans to use the money for plastic surgery. His neighbours, who never liked him are helping him sue himself.

His best friend, Danny Allegrino said that every year he has to have laser eye surgery 25 times in a year's time. He says that his friend Terrano, although looks like a piece of s*** but he has a great heart. Terrano will be accompanied by his friend Danny to the court next month.

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