Why is Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, dodging questions about the 9/11 attacks in Benghazi? First she claimed to have picked up some sort of vague virus during her 24/7 international travels for the last four years and was supposed to be resting at her home.
Then, she ends up in the bathroom, dehydrated, fainting, hitting her head on the side of the claw-footed bathtub, suffering a mild concussion, and leaving a crack on the side of the tub.
It's doubtful a person would get a legitimate concussion after landing one on the side of an iron bathtub!
Fact check by CNN's Candy Crowley: A legitimate concussion may be sustained after landing one on the side of an iron bathtub and leaving a crack.
Is she afraid she may have to undergo a trans-vaginal probe prior to testifying before the Senate committee? The trans-vaginal peek-a-boo is a tool to focus on whether the brain upstairs will provide credible testimony, or just la-de-da it.
Fact check by CNN's Candy Crowley: A trans-vaginal probe is a tool of intimidation.
The Lindsey Graham/John McCain team insist Mrs. Clinton watch the entire film of the Benghazi attack from the first placard-carrying protester walking in front of the embassy, to the final rocket propelled grenade fired into the building. Following the viewing, they plan to ask her one question: Why didn't Hillary use protection?
Fact check by CNN's Candy Crowley: Hillary Clinton requested funds to upgrade security at all the embassies, however, Lindsey/McCain and other Republicans voted against it.
MSNBC's Chris Matthews was livid. "Everyone's beating up on Hillary and trying to burn her at the stake like Betty Davis in Jezebel."
Fact check by CNN's Candy Crowley: No. Ingrid Bergman was burned at the stake in Joan Of Arc. Betty Davis was just Betty Davis in a red dress in Jezebel.
Learning that Vladimir Putin was negotiating to hire Hillary Clinton as Russia's next foreign minister, David Cameron exploded. "We Anglo-Saxons are first in line, and our Hillary would spit out any fire at any stake, any time, any where."
No fact check necessary.