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Topics: America, Mexico, Canada, WMD

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

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Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion: Canada invading from the north and moving south, Mexico invading from the south and moving north.

They will meet at the belt of the United States and have a massive melt down of guns, automatic riffles, rocket launchers, grenades, bombs and bullets located in kitchen pantries.

Located in kitchen pantries?

Yes. Both nations are not interested in taking over government military facilities or armories, but are concentrating on domestic, home grown militias or families or individuals who have armed themselves to the teeth, creating a not so homey, Betty Crocker/Martha Stewart type killing arsenal.

Whew!

As well as boots on the ground, both the Mexican and the Canadian army will use a giant metal detector, (like the ones old men use at the beach) and attached it to the bottom of a drone, and suck up every speck of ammunition and firing mechanism, or WMD it will detect.

Ole!

Won't the NRA dispatch ground to air missals, as well as use their bought and paid for house and senate members they elected to mount a counter offensive?

Canada would frown, and no one ever wants Canada to frown. Oh no. Never. It is the snoring giant, and remember: Canada holds a very strategic position located on top of the United States; like a mountain climber on top of another climber on El Capitan. No one below a climber is ever in any positive position to annoy the climber above. Understood?

Understood.

Cuba, with out of retirement Fidel Castro at the helm, made some noise about getting into the invasion and helping out by going through Florida, the giant big toe of the United States, but saner heads said no. They will, however, provide the music.

The invasion will begin on December 21, 2012, with the planetary alignment and in keeping with the Mayan prophecy.

Ole!

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