NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows.
Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a directive creating a brand new education-oriented children's show.
The Saturday morning show is named The Adventures of Chucky The Condom.
In each episode Chucky will talk to a group of grade school boys and girls about the importance of important things such as politics, geography, hygiene, kindness, and puberty.
Chucky will delve into the do's and don'ts of various subjects including gossiping, double entendres, puppy neutering, explicit innuendos, and cookie cutter friendships.
The show will be sponsored by the makers of the new anatomically correct Missy Pissy Doll and the Rolls Royce Automobile Company.