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Friday, 14 December 2012

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Track Palin on the way to have some beers with his buddies. (Photo by Piper Palin).

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after being married for a year and a half Sarah Palin's son Track Palin, 23, has decided to end his marriage to Britta Hanson-Palin, 22.

The couple was married in May of 2011, and in August of that year, "Blondie" as Britta is known, gave birth to daughter Kyla Nancy Grace Palin.

At first Sarah Palin, in trying to keep with the moral values that daughter Bristol abandoned, informed the news media that her granddaughter had been born six months premature.

Unfortunately "Snowflake" Palin did not fool anyone as the baby came out looking like it was a few weeks away from talking.

Trucky as Track is called by the McCain's, John and Cindy, told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that he filed for divorce because he just kinda got tired of playing husband and daddy.

He noted that it hardly left anytime for him to go out drinking with his buddies, or to play hockey pick up games, or go salmon fishing with his dad (Todd) and his fishing guide the sexually attractive Nanicka Zapalicka.

Britta told her close friends that she would rather be married to some 90-year-old unemployed Eskimo man than to put up with Trucky's seven days a week gallivanting.

In the divorce decree Track gets to keep his snow tools, his hunting rifles, most of his clothes, his used snowmobile, his pewter-plated "You Betcha" plague that his mother hand made for him, and his moose head which his mom shot from a state-owned helicopter on Valentine's Day in 2011.

Britta will be keeping all of her clothes, her jewelry, her make up, her outdoor Christmas ornaments, including the 12-foot tall lighted reindeer, and the caribou head that was shot on their honeymoon by her soon-to-be-ex-mother-in-law, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin.

SIDENOTE: Track recently spoke with his sister Bristol "The Pistol" and she has just about talked him into appearing in next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

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