NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
The ad went on to say that the passes do not necessarily have to be Hail Marys, but they do have to be completions.
It was explained in the newspaper ad that the "Quarterback" would toss the marijuana-filled football from the Mexican side of the border over the fence to the American side where it would be caught by a "Receiver."
It was stressed that the "Receiver" has to have the ability to catch a poorly thrown pass as an incomplete pass could result in the football breaking and spreading the marijuana all over the place rendering it useless as per the Five Second Pot Rule.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I was informed by an unnamed source that the cannabis-filled footballs will each weigh one pound, which has a street value of $500. The "Quarterbacks" will be paid $7 for each completed pass and the receivers will be paid $6 for each completed pass.]