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Thursday, 6 December 2012

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Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be.

In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with the woman whom only a few months ago he thought was his "soul mate" and the hottest chick he had ever met.

Things started to go wrong for Kevin after it became apparent that a relationship took up more of his free time than he was willing to give up.

"She wants to see me nearly every night" sighed Kevin "which was fine at first, it was great, we would make love and kind of enjoy each others company. Now we just sit in front of the TV while she bitches about her friends and colleagues. We don't hardly ever make love as much as we did. I mean, it is like just seeing each other for seeing sake!"

Kevin is also beginning g to slowly realize that Sonia is not quite as hot as he initially thought.

"When I first met her she looked great. Her hair was done nice, she was wearing tight sexy jeans and her skin was clear. Now when I see her she is just wearing sweat pants, her hair is all over the place and she has spots, I am kind of thinking this isn't for me anymore."


It isn't just Kevin who is having second thoughts about this relationship.

Sonia is also having misgivings.

"To be brutally frank I am going to see how Christmas pans out. If things don't change then I am out of here" smiled Sonia, a hint of sadness in her voice "when we first started dating he was funny, full of energy and he looked great. Now we just sit in front of the TV while he bitches about his friends and colleagues. We don't hardly ever make love as much as we did. I mean, it is like just seeing each other for seeing sake!"

Sonia sighed before continuing "When I first met him he looked great. His hair was done nice, he was wearing tight sexy jeans and his skin was clear. Now when I see him he is just wearing sweat pants, his hair is all over the place and he hasn't shaved, I am kind of thinking this isn't for me anymore."

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