BILOXI, Mississippi - Everyone has heard of a Flea Circus, but the folks down in Biloxi, Mississippi, are all excited about a fly that was discovered on Cletis "Hooch" Collywobbles' hog farm.
According to local veterinarian Dr. Herbert "Boo Boo" Noodlebumble, The fly named Shafty [shown on the right] is absolutely astounding in that it can actually dance, and dance damn good.
Dr. Noodlebumble examined the fly and noted that when you first look at it, it appears to look just like any other of the ordinary billions of flies found in North America.
The doctor went on to say that when you check the fly out a bit closer you will see that its legs are extremely well developed from the ankles up to the thighs.
Mr. Collywobbles, who says he only drinks on weekends, remarked that his wife has worked with Shafty and that so far the amazing fly has been taught to dance the mambo, the Charleston, the samba, the Macarena, the Viennese Waltz, the paso doble, the Argentine tango, and the Hokey Pokey.
Collywobbles told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has already been offered $85,000 by a television production company from Osaka, Japan, who want to buy Shafty and give him his very own reality TV show.
In A Related Story. Mrs. Collywobbles, (Rita Ruth) has said that her and Cletis have also received three offers to breed Shafty with a female fly.