In a report that is being vehemently denied by the offices of Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham, Politico is reporting that the two senators were seen by a maid in a local DC hotel room engaged in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck of cartoon and Hollywood fame.
"It was nothing," screamed a red faced McCain when confronted by a reporter outside of his senate office. "We were practicing a skit for an upcoming DC fund raiser. We were performing "The three caballeros" and the nudity was just part of the script.
Reporter: "Senator McCain, your office said you were meeting with Senator Graham about the appointment of Susan Rice to be Secretary of State?"
According to the journalist, McCain answered angrily, "That is a damn lie! We did that yesterday with Porky Pig and Senator McConnell. Get your facts straight!