You can't stop this guy.
After parleying the biggest chunk of cash ever spent on a presidential election into a losing lottery ticket, Mr. Romney has powerballed his way into the Kalamazoo, MI, Wal-Mart to spend his Thursday nite paving the way for Capitalism's Future.
He will be wearing a blue Wal-Mart outfit that was tailor-made for him by the fashion house of Moroni. To this ensemble, he added his own personal arm band and a hat made of recycled campaign material.
Mr. Romney is expected to run the toy section the way he ran Bain Capital - with a mop - covering whatever needs to be covered up, cleaned up, sanitized or papered over.
Next month, when the Throne arrives, he can be expected to "play" Santa Claus, unless of course, he confuses "playing" with "ruling" (as if he won the election)in which case, he might just end up owning the place, and all of the problems that go with it.