Karl Rove, sometimes known as "Bush's brain," and dispenser of hundreds of millions of dollars in the 2012 political campaigns has announced a new Super-Pac: Give Hate a Chance.
Rove, appeared at his news conference looking somewhat disheveled and with a three day growth of beard spoke haltingly and with a slight slur: "Firs of all, I am not ready to concede Ohio to the colored guy!" Stifling a belch he continued, "There's still votes out on the east side of Cleveland, votes we know belong to the Mormon, you know," he paused, "the shit eating grin guy. We know from our own exit polls the coloreds on this side of town are his cuz they tole us so!" Rove hiccupped and continued, "and in Florida down in the Jew part, we still waiting for the result, gonna be a winner with them and the spics!"
The single journalist at the news conference representing the local Shopping News reports Rove started to shadow box around the podium and sounding eerily similar to Marlon Brando in the movie, On the Waterfront, started to chant: "Gonna make a comeback! Gonna make a comeback!"
In related news, a cab driver in the nation's capital called a local radio station to report he had seen Rove on a street corner standing at a card table filled with apples and pleading to passer-byes, "Brother, can you spare a dime?"