Philadelphia, PA-- An elderly spinster has been told to remove her photograph from Facebook because she is 'too ugly'. Miss Vicky Smegma received an e-mail this morning from the Facebook main office. The e-mail read:
Dear Miss Smegma,
You are too ugly to be on Facebook. We have received many complaints about your extreme ugliness and it must stop. You will be sued for millions of dollars if you do not comply.
Have a nice day!
Miss Smegma says she burst into tears after receiving the nasty e-mail.
"How can people be so mean." she cried. "How can I have a nice day after receiving a notice like this." she sobbed some more.
A Facebook representative did call later in the day and also spoke to the press:
"Facebook is all about being superficial." said the representative. "We can't have ugly people on there--we have our standards."
The representative called Miss Smegma and told her she was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. He also plans to sue the penniless spinster--just to be extra mean.
"Maybe the old dog can go to UglyFacebook--we don't want her with us."