Washington DC, USA. The re-election of President Barack Obama has lead to some people buying survival packs and heading for the remote regions of the Rocky Mountains. It is estimated that one in four Americans aged between 28 and 42 years of age, will move to subsistence life away in the nation's nether regions.
One man who wants to do this is Stig (not his real name). Stig has parcelled up food and camping provisions to move to the Catskill Mountains where he will establish an anti-Obama training camp for budding urban terrorists. "I'm just doing what any patriotic red blooded American would do" Stig declared, as he loaded an M-16 rifle and fired it into targets on his Arkansas property.
NB Police have just been called to Stig's property as he is believed to have assembled a thermo-nuclear weapon capable of destroying the entire continental United States.