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Thursday, 1 November 2012

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Veteran pop star Madonna who drew boos and triggered a walkout by several concertgoers after she touted President Barack Obama on her "MDNA Tour" in New Orleans, encouraging fans to vote for him has now asked all her teenage fans over the age of 18 to vote, imploring them to do so.

The once fresh now slightly worn Material Girl asked about midway through a concert performance last night in Cleveland "Who's 18 and not registered to vote?" She added: "I don't care who you vote for as long as you vote - it is your right! I have voted in every election since I turned 18!"

Madonna is often outspoken, partly due to the effects of ageing and deafness that goes along with getting "on a bit". However her comments have drawn praise from many who are pleased she is now taking a more responsible attitude, fitting to her years".

In a statement released last night Madonna stated: "I first voted in 1956, for Eisenhower, after I turned 18. I have voted in every election since then. I have been in more voting booths than I have had cock....hold on, no, that isn't strictly true, but I have definitely had less face lifts...no, that's probably not true either....hey, just fucking well vote will you?"

Madonna's political allegiances were also recently questioned after she said she would "strip on stage" if Barack Obama won the election, confusing many watchers.

"Was that a threat and an endorsement for Romney or does she want Obama to win?" tweeted one fan, confused as to who would want to see a naked 74 year old woman, well past her sell by date, prancing around stage with her tits dangling down to her knees.

After that announcement it was reported that Romney's popularity increased and the President himself text-ed Madonna personally asking her "to shut the fuck up, you rancid old clown hag."

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