Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm.
Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her rain of frankfurters, people everywhere are talking wieners.
Mayor Yacco of Frankfort told us the reason for Frankenstorm as we stood next to the town's meat shooting machine, "Our wiener Gatling gun here has been shooting giga-tons of meat up in the sky for the past several days now. It's really why the price of food is going up. We have tanker cars full of mustard on the way there now. When those dogs start landing in New York city, they are going to need a lot of mustard! And then we clean up. We are going to charge those stinking Yankees for it! Win Dixie!"
Sales of sugary aspartamey drinks are expected to rise as well.