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Sunday, 28 October 2012

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Ms. Stratton Reliving the Pose that made her famous.

Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses President Obama for 2012.

Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting President Obama was his campaign ad "First Time" which recently aired for the election cycle. Ms. Stratton said that she thought that any man who could make her feel like it's her first time at her age has got to be a winner in her book.

Although Ms. Stratton is in poor health, she mused that she would give the President a run for his money and even at the tender age of 73, is quite spry and athletic in the sack. She stated that she may make President Obama feel like it is his first time when she finishes with him and he may even walk a little funny afterwards.

She reflected on her time in the Playboy mansion and everything she learned from all the fresh young faces back then only added to her repertoire of sexuality. She spoke of teddy parties, nude sunbathing and all the books in the mansion's library such as the Kama Sutra. Ms. Stratton grinned and said, "Boy, those Arabs knew a lot about sexual positions and I sure would love to put President Obama in a few of them for his first time."

Another reason Ms. Stratton is supporting the President is because actress Betty White, age 90, is supporting him. Ms. Stratton added, "If that sawed off old white haired woman can support him, I'll dang sure put him in traction for the rest of his presidency and I'll even give Joe something to really speak his mind about."

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