Written by Stefano M. Stefano
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Thursday, 25 October 2012

He's at it again, and he's doing it just before Dennis Rodman bites Gary Busey's ears off.

Donald Trump, full-time billionare and promininent whackadoodle, has challenged President Obama to a monetary stare-down, coincidentally just before his train wreck TV show, 'Celebrity Apprentice' returns.

Trump and his groundhog hairpiece have petitioned Obama to release his college records and his passport, in an effort to prove that, you know, Obama is an international man of mystery or is a man that does not exist but is a young loner with a talking car, or is actually the guy behind the cutain that we're supposed to ignore.

Claiming that Obama is the least transparent president ever (because, you know, Bush and Reagan were made of glass), and that the American people don't really know anything about him (despite all those things called biographies in the book stores), Trump said he'd donate five million dollars to the charity of Obama's choice if he'd just come clean and admit he's a space alien from Jupiter that became president overnight.

The White House has declined the offer, so Trump and his organic Chia-pet hair, proposed another offer to the general public, offering a reward of five million dollars if somebody could find his missing favorite binky which he sleeps with, and gets very cranky without if he can't sleep with it.

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