GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon.
A spokesperson for the Guatemalan government Teofilo Pimentero said that while all of the world's super powers were focusing on Iran, Egypt, and Libya, a team of crack Guatemalan nuclear scientists were working on the nuclear weapon project known as Guatemalan Nuclear Project Ka-Boom X-01.
Mr. Pimentero pointed out that the project building was disguised as a piñata factory so no one had any idea what the heck was going on inside the Don Feliciano Lavamanos Piñata Factory.
The United States dispatched Vice-President Joe Biden to fly down to Guatemala and check out this historic nuclear weapon event.
When he arrived at The Bananas & Coffee International Airport, he was met by Guatemala's President Pancho Ensalada, Jr., who was grinning from ear-to-ear.
Vice-President Biden asked him what was so funny. And President Ensalada responded by saying, "Hey Señor Vidun, ju know dee newkeyer weapon we bean talking about - well soarprise, we were juss pooling jur leg. We dun't hab a newkeyer weapon, hell we barely hab Vietnam War bazookas."
Vice-President Joe Biden turned as red as a Tegucigalpa tomato and said "Well, you got us Pancho. You got us good my little coffee drinking, banana munching amigo."
"Jes, we chewer deed huh Meester Vidun." President Ensalada said giggling.
He then added, "Hey José juss to choe ju dat we are good esports lemme take ju ober to McDonaldo's and I wheel buy ju a Grande Mac (Big Mac) and a bunilla milk chake.
"Okay my little friggin hombre. Let's vamoose." Biden replied as he took out his red cell phone to call up President Obama.