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Thursday, 18 October 2012

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WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Garden that he too has binders full of women, in case anybody wants to take a look-see.

"I color code 'em. Blue is for booty calls, red is a record of all my one-night stands, green is professional listings for any place in the world I could potentially be, and black is just porn," Biden said, adding that forgoing digital cataloguing made the whole process "that much more satisfying." "I also got orange, for famous people I want to bang, and white has the complete age of consent laws for every jurisdiction in the world. You guys can go over them if you want. In fact, just make copies in case anybody else wants in."

Biden also told reporters not to worry about to keeping the collection "on the down-low" from his wife Jill, saying that he could never stay married for 35 years to a woman who didn't "swing as hard as [he does]."

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