Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: Mitt Romney

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Speaking on condition of anonymity one of the women identified from Governor Romney's search for female candidates for his administration has told the Associated Press she doesn't know how she ended up in Romney's binder. "I have no idea," she stated, "except I once appeared in the centerfold of Biker Chick magazine. I was contacted by a Romney staff person and asked if I would like to join the Governor's administration."

The AP reporter asked, "Did you join the administration?"

"No," replied the Biker Chick."

Why?" asked the reporter.

Biker Chick: "I refused to agree to sit on Romney's Harley".

According to the AP another person in the binder was Alexis Wright of Kennebunk, Maine who has been accused of running a prostitution ring in her studio. When contacted she said, "Yes I remember the Governor. He was kind of cute in a dorky sort of way. I autographed a hand towel for him and gave him my picture, you know, performing a Zumba on him.

In related news, the owner of the web site, "Lonely housewives looking for love," confirmed he also had been contacted by a Romney staffer for a listing of his clients in the Boston area. When identified, the staffer was asked why they had gone to such lengths to find qualified females for the administration. He replied, "No problemo! You hunt ducks where the ducks are!"

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