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Tuesday, 16 October 2012

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Mitt Romney's uncle Ramsay "Buster" Romney. (Photo by Cora Nora Romney).

PULASKI, Tennessee - When Mitt Romney made his thoughtlessly self-centered 47 percent comment he had no idea that it would backfire and cause some embarrassment to a member of his own family.

GOPicky Magazine is reporting that Mitt Romney's uncle Ramsay "Buster" Romney, 88, who lives in a trailer park in Pulaski, Tennessee, recently said that he did not appreciate his nephew insulting him and his wife Cora Nora Romney, 86, the way he did.

Buster, who likes to be called Buster, stated that he worked for 43 years as an assistant manager at a Burger Belle Restaurant in Pulaski and in that time he was able to save up a grand total of $4,891.

He pointed out that he thinks that his uncle Mitt "The Twit" as he and his wife call him, is some kind of arrogant son-of-a-gun for saying that he will look out for the millionaires and billionaires and to hell with the hundredaires and thousandaires.

Buster told Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky that he and Cora Nora have sat down nine of their twelve children, who are old enough to vote, and they have made it clear that all nine are to vote for President Obama or else they can pack up their things and head East to Boston and move in with their Uncle Mitty and Aunt Annie.

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