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Monday, 15 October 2012

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"A word with you, Mitt."

Like the Grinch, seems Willard "Mitt" Romney will have some fast explaining to do to Santa Claus for stealing Christmas and sending Sensata Technologies from Freeport, Illinois, to a slave labor factory in China. Thanks to a recent Bain Capital purchase of Sensata Technologies and outsourcing.

The Chinese factory is rumored to be one of those factories that have suicide nets on the roofs and windows. Suicide nets were never a working requirement in the United States, but that's okay for Willard "Mitt" Romney and Bain Capital. Both are going to make lots of money.

Seems kind of un-American to outsource companies from the United States to China for slave labor profits. This same Romney wants to be president of the United States and won't reveal his tax returns?

On the other hand, just think of all the tax-free millions Willard "Mitt" Romney will make through his slave labor factory in China, and hiding that tax-free slave labor money at offshore bank accounts in the Caymans or Bermuda or Luxembourg or Ireland or Germany or Switzerland. He could buy a few more car elevators for his houses and send his wife to cooking school.

Maybe he should run for president of China instead of running for the president of the United States.

When the Chinese workers were sent to Freeport, Illinois, to be trained by the American workers, the American flag was lowered and the Chinese flag raised. There is no proof that Willard "Mitt" Romney actually lowered the American flag and raised the Chinese flag, but in many ways, his fingerprints were on the action.

After the Chinese workers were trained to manufacture American technology for car sensors at Sensata, the Chinese flag was lowered and the American flag raised again.

How much money will Willard "Mitt" Romney make? Countless. The car elevator business in America will grow, and that's an example of Romney's growth and prosperity for America, or maybe China.

Seems Willard "Mitt" Romney might not be the Grinch, but the Manchurian candidate. Maybe Romney won't reveal his tax returns because he's been paying taxes to China?

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