VENICE BEACH, California - One of Tinsel Town's most troubled females, Lindsay Lohan, has just announced that she will be voting for Mitt Romney for president.
Lohan told GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater that after thinking things over in her head she feels that since she is a multi-millionaire and Romney has said he will be looking out for his fellow millionaires then it is imperative that she votes for Romney.
She pointed out that he is the candidate who cares about filthy rich people like her and not about poor and middle class people like President Obama.
The 26-year-old actress stated that she knows that Old Mittens has said that he plans to put an end to Big Bird but that is fine with her because she happens to know that Big Bird is really not a real bird and is just a man in a bird costume.
The word out of the White House is that when President Obama heard that Lindsay Lohan had decided to vote for Romney he yelled out "Hallelujah! Thank goodness!"
White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax totally agreed with the president and added that just with Miss Lohan saying that she supports America's most famous flip flopper, that it will guarantee the president at least a total of 4 percent more votes.
SIDENOTE: Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that when Mitt "Hair Spray" Romney heard that Lohan was voting for him he turned to his wife Ann and said "Dammit! Shit! And Why? Why? Why?"