NEW YORK CITY - Paul Ryan appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and right off the bat he was asked by the British host how he felt about being called Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Paul turned as red as a Chattanooga cherry and then pointed out that being called Little Bunny Foo Foo does not bother him anymore.
Morgan asked "Well then how about your other nicknames such as Eddie Munster, Skippy, Beaver Cleaver, and Lyin' Ryan.
Ryan replied by saying, "No, no, no, and Lyin' Ryan, I have to admit I don't like. And actually I hate more than having athlete's foot, tonsillitis, and jock itch all at the same time."
"Why?" Piers asked.
"Because I do not lie. READ-MY-FRIG-GIN-LIPS-MR.-MOR-GAN. I-DO-NOT-LIE."
"Never, ever, ever, never, ever...dammit how much more clearer can I say it?"
Morgan smiled and said that he had in fact lied about not giving millionaires and billionaires tax cuts. He lied about saying that Wisconsin cheese was the best cheese in the world, and he lied about saying that Mitt Romney was born in Cancun, Mexico.
SIDENOTE: Paul Ryan became so upset with the English talk show host that he took off his microphone and told Morgan that he had to leave. He informed him that he had to get on his campaign bus to go to a pharmacy and buy some Excedrin as he had given him one of the worst headaches in his entire GOP political career.