WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Paul Ryan, fresh from his Vice-Presidential Debate, pulled into Wapakoneta on his Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour.
He spoke before a crowd of independent voters that had gathered in the parking lot of Bubba Bickenfark's Conoco Gas Station & Hot Dog Diner.
Ryan told the crowd that he loved the debate and was thrilled that he had received congratulatory calls telling him that he had won by such noted individuals as Mitt "Hair Spray" Romney, Rush "Pillsbury Doughboy" Limbaugh, Rick "Slicky Ricky" Santorum, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.
Someone in the crowd yelled out that Martha Raddatz (the debate's moderator) had kicked his and the vice-president's butt.
The Teacup Chihuahua, as Vice-President Joe "The Pit Bull" Biden has dubbed him, perked up and said that Martha had the upper hand because she knew what questions she was going to be asking and therefore she did not need to prepare as much as he had to.
Ryan stated that the television audience did not see that on at least six occasions Raddatz actually stuck her tongue out at him after he had made a comment that she did not particularly like.
After being asked to give an example he commented that for instance when she asked him if he hated being called Little Bunny Foo Foo he blushed, started to make a hateful remark, caught himself, and chose to simply ignore her.
He then disclosed that during the debate he did not appreciate Martha winking at him, pursing her lips at him, and pointing at his widow's peak.
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