BARCELONA (ABSNN) - Two days ago this reporter wrote about New York City's West Side Joanne Trattoria, the restaurant owned and operated by Lady Gaga and her parents. It was rated "C," the lowest possible rating while being allowed to remain open, by the NYC Board of Health.
To prove the city inspectors wrong, Lady Gaga flew all of her concert meals from the NYC restaurant to Spain, and ate several servings prior to her Sunday night concert. Although it cannot be proven by this writer, it can be proven that Lady Gaga gagged during her concert, spewing projectile vomitus over the first four rows of the concert goers.
"What a trip," said one enthusiastic Spaniard.
"I got hit with something that looked like shrimp bisque," she said.
Another concerteer told us, "Gaga hurled chunks and I caught several. I put them in my hope chest!"
"Lady Gaga gagged, but she didn't choke. She didn't even wipe her face," said another.
Lady Gaga finished her concert without further interruption.
There was no comment regarding her illness by Lady Gaga. However, the boxes of food were immediately incinerated by order of Spanish Health officials.