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Saturday, 6 October 2012

image for The Latest Missouri Fish and Game Squad Report - "They Washed Their Hands in Our Brains!"
"Your looking at the wrong end, DEA!"

In a stunning turnaround of events, a crack entrapment team from St. Louis, equipped with advanced intel and the latest technology, still managed to blow its assignment and was chased out of the Ohio Valley by elements of the Ancient Tribal Power under the command of Chief Tenbuck.

The Ancient Tribal Power has taken specific exception to this action, and a report has been sent to the Commissioner of Indian Affairs, who is expected to rule in the Tribe's favor after the election.

Still unclear is why action was taken in the first place. "To invade Ohio in this way is a clear breach of the Treaty of Egg, which was signed before the Treaty of Chicken in 1752."

Explained Chief Tenbuck, proudly wearing his Horseshoe Casino ball cap, festooned with feathers-one for each millionaire roasted down to coffee money at the tables.

"People who mess with ancient powers for criminal intent get what they deserve." He said adding, "They also insulted the U.S. Navy in a manner that requires a response. We will deal with that later."

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