Written by Spicewood
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 4 October 2012

image for Obama likes Romney
Can they do this to me?

Shortly after the presidential debate on Thursday, William H. Thorndike, adviser to the president, admits he was shocked when he overheard President Obama state, "Hey, I like what the guy said, he made sense to me, Romney has got my vote, I only hope I can talk Michelle into voting for him he has really got it together. Can black folks get in that Mormon church, do you have to be a citizen?"

Thorndike, later at Saint Marks Hospital in Denver, further stated that it was the altitude that was playing pranks on his mind, and he thinks perhaps he dreamed Obama made that statement.

He further admitted that he did have the statement on tape, but in reviewing the statement, he felt the altitude did some "strange" things to his tape recorder.

After his release from Saint Marks, Thorndike admitted he was leaving politics and was considering originating a Ponzi Scheme in the Miami Florida area. "I want to put what I have learned while being in politics to good use, and this seems to be it."

Make Spicewood's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 2?

1 8 5 16

Go to top