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Tuesday, 2 October 2012

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A Polite Lutheran pastor from Sheboygan, Wisconsin with the unlikely name of John Smith has blown a big hole in the Mormon Doughboy's Christian Center with one question from "The Revelation According to John", the last book in the Bible.

As pastor Smith said last Sunday, before G-d and everybody: "Revelation 22:18 - 19 says,

"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds anything to them, G-d will add to him the plagues described in this book.

"And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy G-d will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book."

Pastor Smith took off his glasses and put them in his pocket.

"What this means to me as a human being who can read English", said the onion farmer and grandfather of eight, is that The Book of Mormon Is a Lie, written by a liar for other liars. I, for one, would like to know what candidate Romney would have to say on the issue as I understand he claims to know how to read English, also. "

The sound of the response from the Romney for Pres. campaign included slamming doors and starting engines in the parking lot and a weak, well-worn "religion cannot be an issue" handout from the earliest days of the campaign from one of the escapees.

"Besides", one cornered staffer said, "His English really isn't that great if you must know. Ask the French, they heard him."

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