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Monday, 1 October 2012

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BILLINGSGATE POST - It was reported by both The New York Post and The Washington Post that Monica Lewinsky is set to pocket a quick 12 million for her heart warming story about Slick Willy's penchant for sex toys, menage-a-trois, vaginal cigar probes and phone sex. No mention yet about whether his organ bent left or right.

Her friends claim that Monica is not doing this for the money; she just wants to set the record straight so that historians have the correct version of the sex scandal that rocked Washington and almost had Clinton impeached. Although there are many current stories floating around that Clinton is courting other sex objects, Hillary has other fish to fry as Secretary of State and has largely dismissed her husband's wandering eye syndrome.

However, with her ambitions to run for president in 2016, the last thing she wants to do is give potential Republican candidates, such as Sarah Palin, room to claim that she is soft on marital fidelity, but hard on her hubby's sexual peccadilloes.

With a brimming war-chest left over from her campaign four years ago, the rumor is that she will meet the 12 million dollar offer that Monica Lewinsky is reported to have in hand.

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