MEXICO CITY - The president of the Republic of Mexico, Nacho Winslow, has stated to the national news agency Las Maracas, that he wants for every illegal alien residing in the United States of America to vote for President Obama.
President Winslow explained that he does not like the fact that Mitt "The Twit" Romney, as he is called by most Democrats and some Tea Bag Party members, recently made an anti-Mexico comment in GOPicky Magazine.
Old Mittens, reportedly said in an interview with Tabitha Tula Wishywater that he hates to go to Mexico because it is hotter than Arizona and he then noted that he hates maracas, burros, tequila, piñatas, tacos, and George Lopez.
President Winslow issued a presidential directive that if Romney does not apologize for his insulting remarks that he will have Mexico's Border Patrol gather up every Guatemalan, Nicaraguan, Panamanian, Costa Rican, and Peruvian illegal alien in Mexico's southern most border and place them all in submarines and transport them to Massachusetts, which is Romney's home state.
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