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Wednesday, 26 September 2012

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George always was a "gigantic sucker" and now he's enjoying Mitt being an even bigger one!

Presidential candidate and general "gaffer", Mitt Romney, has told the world that if he wins the election he will have windows that open built in the Presidential plane and his first passenger will be Barack Obama; that sucks!

Mitt feels that all aeroplanes should be fitted with windows that open and Ryan Air is considering following his tip because if the windows were opened in mid-flight the plane would lose a considerable amount of "dead-weight" and that would reduce the amount of fuel required between flights! Also it would guarantee that Ryan Air flights would become even more punctual.

Now Mitt has proved himself to be a bit of a "sucker" himself after dropping so many gaffs and now "ober gaffer", George Bush, is considering entering the election campaign once again. George thinks that Mitt's idea about open windows on the presidential plane is actually quite superb because the amount of "hot air" that is spewed out in an enclosed mid-flight could cause him to have a brain-stroke (Difficult when you haven't got one)!

President Obama reacted diplomatically to Mitt's and George's superb idea, here his comment:

"If George or Mitt wins I'll accept their offer and personally open the window in mid-flight, but before I do I'll chain myself to the toilet seat, suckers!"

More as we get sucked out (or in!)...

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