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Wednesday, 26 September 2012

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Kathy Griffin will be moderating the Presidential Election Wives Debate. (Photo courtesy of Levi Johnston).

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has announced that they have just finalized plans for the first ever Presidential Election Wives Debate.

The idea for the unique debate between President Obama's wife Michelle and Mitt Romney's wife Ann was first proposed by talk show host Ellen DeGeneres.

DeGeneres told Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight that as most presidential debates go they are basically somewhat boring and predictable.

She added that one candidate will say this and the other will say that and then they'll turn the tables and make the same remarks, comments, and accusations.

Ellen stated that she first dreamed up the idea in a dream she had after a night of her and her wife Portia drinking about six or nine Peach Margaritas each.

A spokesperson for the ETN Saxton Twangbuff has informed the news media that the debate will be held on October 6, in The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in Los Angeles and will be moderated by Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin.

Mr. Twangbuff stated that the debate will be handled pretty much like a normal presidential debate. He revealed that some of the questions will deal with issues such as cosmetics, meal planning, matters regarding hair grooming, clothes shopping, feminine hygiene, and romantic interludes.

SIDENOTE: The debate will be sponsored by Revlon, Coke Zero, and Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream.

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