CARIBOU, Maine - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where reportedly most of the Revolutionary cannonballs were manufactured.
Romney spoke before a crowd of 37 people that had gathered in the parking lot of a local Burger Bandit Restaurant.
He told the people that it was a pleasure for him to meet the non-47 percent of the American voters that he has been talking about for the past week.
"Old Mittens" was then asked about the rumor that he is seriously considering disowning his 40 or so cousins who reside in Mexico.
Romney giggled and said that, that was just a vicious rumor that he believes had been started by either Laramie Cobalt, President Obama's Chief Secret Service Agent or Hollywood actor George Clooney.
The man who lately has been introducing himself as Ann Romney's husband, stated that there is no way that he would ever deny that he has lots of relatives in the Republic of Mexico.
In fact, the old "Flip-Flopper," as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him, pointed out that he has personally spoken with Mexican President Nacho Winslow and asked that his family members not be given any preferential treatment simply because they are all related to Mitt Romney.
SIDENOTE: There is talk down in Mexico that if Romney is elected president that President Winslow will tell him to ease up on the capturing of illegal aliens from Mexico or else he (Winslow) will issue a directive that will legally allow for Mexico's Federal Police to round up everyone of Romney's cousins and deport them back to Utah.