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Tuesday, 18 September 2012

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Smiling all his way to his second term without the support of Israel (or those who back Israel!)

After another presidential mega-gaffa dropped by Mitt Romney reached the ears of the public it was obvious who is backing his campaign to boot liberal Obama out of office.

One of Mitt's multi-billionaire backers vowed to throw $100.000000,00 into the Romney pot because he just can't stand Obama, but loves his Republican puppet donkey and clang-dropper (The writer of this fabulous spoof just had a "Bush deja vous" and dropped dead, this is his ghost-writer writing!).

Anyway, Mitt has now openly declared war on all Palestinians calling them a bunch of war-mongers and defends Israel's policies of ethnic cleansing, incarceration of innocent Palestinians, annexation of lands that certainly do not belong to them and dropping white phosphorus on Palestinian women and children, amongst many other things.

Obama has decided to stop campaigning because after this gaff he will win the election hands-down giving hope to those who believe in democracy but know it will never exist in the US because those who have the big-bucks determine who wins; but they backed a right donkey this time so Obama's dark horse will triumph again!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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