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Tuesday, 18 September 2012

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47% of voters live in trailers like Honey Boo Boo said Romney

SUNSHINE MOBILE HOME PARK, FL (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney visited a mobile home park deep within Florida's Sun Coast on Tuesday. He was shocked to learn that 47% per cent of all US citizens live in "long, narrow boxes sided with aluminum."

So were the reporters.

"These are not my people," Romney told the press after his visit.

"I am the candidate of the other 57% of the voters."

Reporters were quick to point out to Governor Romney that 47% plus 57% equals 104%, and Romney agreed, but added, "The remaining 4% are undecided."

So were the reporters.

"Nothing I can do as President will affect these kinds of people. They feel entitled to live in these trailers. We all know that God hates mobile homes and the 'Trailer Trash' that live in them. He sends tornadoes specifically to wipe them out over and over again," he concluded.

"This is where that fat pig and her nasty child live," said Romney.

Asked which fat pig and nasty child he was referencing, Romney said, "That Honey Boo Boo bitch."

"Trailer Trash and Honey Boo Boo deserve Obama," Romney said in closing.

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