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Saturday, 15 September 2012

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Michele Bachmann...Obama's Cowgirl?

ROSEVILLE MN (ABSNN) - Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann challenged President Obama's "Genius" foreign policy and said the President should "grow some balls and kick some A-rab ass," Saturday during a speech in this suburb of St. Paul, MN.

"It is inconceivable to me that the leader of a Christian nation would continually allow his administration to cower before the Muslim hordes," she said.

"Bachmann is well loved in her home state congressional district, but is seen as a 'dumb shit' in most of the rest of the country," the President countered.

"Be a man, Obama! Quit kow-towing to the Muslims and bomb them back into the Stone Age," she shouted while the crowd roared out its approval.

However, Bachmann did say that she appreciated Obama's good looks and that "he is aging well."

"Obama is definitely a good looking darkie," Bachmann admitted. "If he'd grow a moustache, I'd become his cowgirl and let him give me a moustache ride," she smiled.

NOTE: I'm sorry, I must have fallen asleep during part of her speech.

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