MILWAUKEE - Jonathan Goldsmith, the man who is known throughout the civilized world as The World's Most Interesting Man, was in Beer City speaking at a convention of The Hops and Malt Workers Union.
Goldsmith who has appeared in over 90 television commercials for Dos Equis Beer was asked by Taffeta Kixx of iRumors which country has the most beautiful women.
The man with the silver beard paused for a second, winked, and replied that every country has lots of beautiful women and he would be a fool to pick one country over the others as he would not want to offend any future 'prospects.'
Miss Kixx then asked him if he was going to vote for President Obama or Mitt Romney.
He laughed as he replied that it was a no brainer. He said that President Obama is a drinking man whereas Mitt Romney is not, so right off the bat Romney lost lots of points with him on that score.
Goldsmith then said that the main point that he likes about the president is that he has not tried to hide anything at all as evidenced by showing his birth certificate, which he really did not have to do.
He then noted that he also showed the nation his income tax returns, which he did have to do. And it showed that everything was on the up and up or as they say in the Jewish neighborhoods of New York City - it was all kosher.
Goldsmith then said that he does not like the fact that "Hairdo" Romney is being extremely arrogant by not revealing his income tax returns.
He emphasized that every politician running for office is required to reveal his income tax returns to keep from appearing that he is trying to hide something from the voters.
Mr. Goldsmith noted that even Paris "The Airhead" Hilton and Gary "The Space Ranger" Busey both know that.
The World's Most Interesting Man closed by saying, "I don't always drink beer - but I do demand to see the income tax statements of 'Old Mittens' Romney and if he refuses to show them, then he might as well throw in the GOP towel right now and save his family lots and lots of presidential campaign dinero (money)."