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Friday, 14 September 2012

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Romney smiles for the hecklers

National Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today declared that Mitt Romney himself is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy to discredit conservatives and the Republican Party.

"Mitt Romney's words on Libya and riots in Egypt are total fabrications that he could not possibly be responsible for. I think there is a left wing conspiracy to make all Republicans look stupid! I still don't believe Clint Eastwood was Mitt's idea, this man is from Hollywood. NEVER let someone from Hollywood on stage without know what they will do first, like "talking to a chair!"

The media have now taken advantage of all this to make it all a lot worse than it really is. Why if it weren't for what the media has done, like asking questions, Mitt Romney would be ahead in the polls right now! What business is it of theirs anyway! They should stop asking so many questions and listen."

Most media outlets, ie CNN, NBC, CBS, Al-Jazeera, BBC, were contacted for this story and said listening to Romney was the main problem causing all the questions.

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