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Thursday, 13 September 2012

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Sarah the "Tundra Troll" Palin says she will be voting for President Obama.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is still very upset at being snubbed by the Mitt Romney campaign who secretly told her that they did not want her speaking at the GOP Convention.

At first "Snowflake" Palin believed that her convention tickets may have gotten lost in the mail, but when she called Mitt Romney he flat out told her that he did not want her anywhere near the convention in Tampa, Florida.

Palin asked Pompadour Boy why not and she was told because she is nothing but a hot head who knows absolutely nothing about geography, foreign relations, or femininity, and plus she is so damn arrogant that she is despised by 87 percent of all Republican women over the age of 30.

When she informed Romney that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio like her he laughed and simply told her to consider the sources.

"Snow Plow" Palin was so upset with Romney that she called up President Obama and offered him some political advice. She told him that he can easily win the election in November if he follows her suggestion.

The president told her he was all ears. She said that all he has to do is to showcase and focus in on the fact that the Hairdo Dude refuses to reveal his income tax returns.

Palin commented that the only reason why Mitt "The Twit" would refuse to show his income tax returns is simply because there is something in those returns that could embarrass him and hurt him politically preventing him from getting elected.

The "Loose Moose" added that in her opinion, Romney does not want the average, middle class American voter to see how much money he has made off of the sweat of his underpaid employees.

Bristol "The Pistol's" mom also noted that since Romney is a very devoted Mormon, perhaps he did not tithe the 10 percent that he is required to do by the Mormon Church.

In News Out of Michigan. Thousands of unemployed auto workers hate Mitt Romney for saying 'let the Detroit auto industry go bankrupt.' They all say that they wish that there was some way that they could vote for President Obama twice.

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