MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently stated that he is not at all happy with the GOP choice of Mitt Romney as the Republican candidate to go up against President Obama.
Trump told Political Salad Bar Magazine that he would have much preferred either Newt "The Onion" Gingrich, "Slick" Rick Santorum, or even Ron "Grandpa" Paul.
He noted that he is definitely not happy with Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan as the second name on the GOP ticket.
Donald stated that Romney the old Flip Flopper would have been much better off choosing either Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry or Herman "PizzaGate" Cain.
When asked what he has against the Romney - Ryan ticket he noted that for one thing there has never been a president and vice-president elected whose surnames both began with the letter R.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I checked and that is absolutely true.]
Trump then said that he wants everyone to know that he is demanding to see Mitt Romney's income tax returns.
The Trumpster stated that President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and even George Clooney have also shown theirs so it is only fair that Mitt show his as well.
The man with the Hairdo From Hades stated that if Romney refuses to show his income tax returns it can only be for one reason and one reason only - Pompadour Boy is hiding something.
Trump remarked "John Doe and Jane Doe do not have to show their income tax returns, but a man who is running for the highest office in the land has to show his income tax returns or else don't run - Simplicity 101."
A Friendly Reminder. September 15, is National Flip Flop Day, but only in Massachusetts and Michigan.