WEST HOLLYWOOD - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster, spoke before a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a King's Kastle Supermarket.
Ryan told the crowd estimated at between 19 and 22 adults that he wants everyone to know that he does not dislike old people like Scarlett Johansson and Vice-President Joe Biden stated in their Democratic National Convention speeches in Charlotte, South Carolina.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm sure, Ryan meant to say North Carolina but he simply got mixed up...again!]
He was then asked to talk about gay marriage. Ryan, who is becoming widely known as "Lyin' Ryan" shook his head and replied that deep down inside he really is not against gays and lesbians getting married.
"What?" someone in the crowd hollered out.
Ryan then explained that he just does not want to see gays and lesbians walking down the street hand-in-hand or kissing on the lips at public eateries like Mickey D's, Pizza Doll's, Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner's, Hamburger Hanna's, and The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant's.
The man who Vice-President Biden calls Little Bunny Foo Foo then pointed out that if gays and lesbians really want to get married and have lots and lots of rights then they need to make arrangements to move to Denmark.
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